How To Become Part of Your Mom’s Running Posse

1) Understand that your Mom is the "cool" and "popular" one in this situation. Introduce your self as

"(your Mom's name here) daughter".

2) Deny all embarrassing stories your Mom has told them about you.

3) Stop your Mom before she tells any more embarrassing stories about you.

4) Learn to speak their language. It may be confusing.

They say things like “selfie” and know every trial shoe brand+model under the sun.

5) Participate in their “group selfies”. All 7000 of them.

6) Be prepared to see those "group selfies" on facebook. Even the ugly ones. Especially the ugly ones.

7) Be prepared to "like" the never-ending plethora of photos, videos and posts they share on Facebook.​

8) Make sure you and your Mom have your stories straight before you meet up with everyone.

(That way you both have the same excuse for missing the last run. And no, it had nothing to do with the fact that it was a hill workout)